How to ensure a job for life

Ok folks, this is dedicated to these of you who are as geeky as I am... and people who know me personally will know that I am really geekey! Not sure how geeky you are? Well not a problem at all. If you want to estimate the level of your geekness just check out this short survey.
So back to business. Imagine you are a software developer and you know that your white collar job will be shifted to one of the offshore companies in the very near future. This is a point of desperation for ever bit and byte worker. But there is no reason to fall into apathy. This little manual "How to write unmaintainable code" will give you all the tools you need to secure your job forever. Awesome HowTo.
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You think having everything under control and being on top of things which you have influence on. And all of a sudden next thing you know is that you've met somebody who makes you think of this famous song by Michael Jackson You Rock My World. The worst thing is that it doesn't matter whether you are in a steady relationship or not - it just happens and you don't have a slightest chance to resist. I know some people who say that never happened to them. My only response to this is to to hold on tight, as I'm convinced it will happen with each end everyone of us. The tricky thing is to make a right decision at a time. And this is where the wheat separates from the chaff as not many of us are able to make these decision.